Hey I'm Gwen and I like sweaters, 80s movies, Ed Sheeran, sometimes people, crying every time I watch A Walk to Remember, Led Zeppelin, staying up all night memorizing lyrics, the beach, being almost 6 ft tall and counting, heels, thrifting, guys who use their middle names, "we are just too lost souls swimming in a fish bowl", idolizing Kurt Cobain, the word "lovely", the Smiths, Spiderman, Holden Caulfield called you a phony, being called "dear" and sitting on tables.
Don’t be slutty, don’t have sex. But be sexy. If you’re too sexy though and you get raped, then that’s you’re own fault because you’re not actually supposed to listen to us about being sexy, even though we tell you your value is derived from how sexy you are. If you get into a position of power, we will assume that you used your sex appeal to get there and not your brains and we will mock you even though we told you the only thing that mattered was your sex appeal. Make yourself accessible to me, but holy shit stop being so desperate and needy. Don’t be a tease. If we want to have sex with you, don’t friendzone us, even though we just fucking told you not to have sex.